IT Support #1

Guess : “Can you help me..??”

Me : “What’s the problem mam..??”

Guess : ” This noon at coffee shop my laptop run out of batt and i didn’t bring my laptop charger. And know i turn it on again.. and you know what..?? Everything running well except my mouse. My bluetooth mouse doesn’t work.. See..?? (*She shake the mouse on the table, try to proof me that her mouse really broke..). It’s really anoying you know..?? I try anything for about one hour. You know..?? i can’t work without this. (*whispering… this mouse is a fucking useless). I just bought it yasterday it can’t be broke. (*whispering again.. fucking mouse.. fucking store.. fucking useless). Can you help me..??”

Me : “Try with this mam.. (*I put the mouse on her mouse pad).

Guess :”Hey.. it’s working. Damn.. you’re genius…